Change the Channel

When the TV has been on all day, and then you realize you've been watching commercials for the last 16 years, your ears are buzzing and a sagebrush rolls out of your ear, and then it bursts into flames. A this point, some clowns fall out of your mouth and hit the floor with a soft but firm little thudding noise. You were the Everest of clowns, and now they are on the floor, critically injured. The fall from your mouth killed the clowns. It's okay for the clowns to die, you don't even need to bury them. Just put them over in that empty bottle--they will come back to life. Wait a few days and the little clowns will be pressing their faces to the glass walls, and that will be a shame because the paint on their faces will rub off. As you bring the clowns up to your mouth, their ordinary little faces begin to sweat, there isn't any more makeup to conceal their perspiration. They go into your mouth and down into your belly. They will rest for 8 days.